Posted by: Calmseas (Mike) | November 3, 2016

1908

cubs-winWith the Cubs win of this year’s World Series, there have been a lot of perspectives offered concerning the passage of time, and what was here then, and gone now. For example, Mark Twain was still alive in 1908, the last time the Cubs won it all. Teddy Roosevelt was president, and Grover Cleveland–born in 1837–died that year.
 
I got to thinking about this in a more personal sense, and was amazed to realize that my Grandfather was a boy of 7 in 1908. He has been gone for 25 years now, having passed on at the age of 89.
 
Even more interesting: in 1908, it would still be another 5 years before my grandmother would be born, and she passed away 5 years ago this month–at the age of 98!
 
1908 was a long time ago.
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Posted by: Calmseas (Mike) | March 2, 2016

The Great Cake Debate

cakeboxWell, so we had a big cake box sitting on the kitchen counter, ready to be thrown out. There were a few crumbs and some nice big globs of frosting left–exactly the type of BLTs (bites, licks, and tastes) that you can eat and not need to count. Free! Right?

I confess that I was tempted to taste just a little bit. But why? The smell of sugar normally puts me off these days. As I folded the cardboard box, preparing it for the garbage bag, I repeated several times: “All sugar; sugar bad; sugar poison.”

The whole thing is now safely tucked into the trash can outside. It is safe from me now. I won’t attack food that is in the trash. I know that much about myself.

Posted by: Calmseas (Mike) | February 10, 2016

Snuggles Blowing In With Gusts Of Kisses – Best Weather Forecast Ever!

cocoaI have one special daughter.  Actually, I have two special daughters—they take turns being especially special.  My school-teacher daughter had a snow day today and reported her personal weather forecast for the day as she was cozily tucked into the warmth of home and family.  Here it is.  I love it!

Snow Day Forecast: 100% chance of mommy time with occasional flurries of joy and silliness. Hot cocoa in the high temps with a swirl of marshmallow splashes. Snuggles blowing in with gusts of kisses.

Posted by: Calmseas (Mike) | January 28, 2016

To Slip The Surly Bonds Of Earth . . .

shuttleJanuary 28th, 1986. I remember it well. How can it be that 30 years have gone by already? I came home from work, made an egg salad sandwich, and sat on the sofa to eat lunch and watch the news. They were discussing the space shuttle Challenger, and it didn’t seem like the typical noon news. It became quickly apparent that something was wrong. In short order, I learned that the spacecraft had exploded 73 seconds after liftoff, killing all aboard. I was dumbstruck. An hour later I still sat on the sofa with the egg salad sandwich in my lap, not a single bite taken out of it.

Hours later, President Reagan gave one of the most comforting speeches ever made to a nation in shock and in sorrow. You can read the remarks in their entirety here: http://www.nasa.gov/audience/formedia/speeches/reagan_challenger.html. What will most be remembered from the speech, though, is the final, compelling line (taken from a poem by an American aviator in the Canadian Airforce in 1941, John Magee, Jr.):

We will never forget them, nor the last time we saw them, this morning, as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and “slipped the surly bonds of earth” to “touch the face of God.”

Posted by: Calmseas (Mike) | January 4, 2016

Satan 1

worldonheadI pulled up behind a car at the post office this afternoon in the little village that I call my home town.  The car had a do-it-yourself spray-paint job in flat black.  The license plate on the back read “Satan1.”  On the rear window, in very large print, the phrase “God hates all of us!” was displayed.  There were other satanic or Gothic symbols and phrases on this car.  It would seem that the owner wanted to be “in-your-face” and intimidating.

As I was about to cross the street to mail my parcels, the young man who owns the car came out of the post office.  He was well-groomed, wore “normal” street cloths, and had the appearance of a typical, well-adjusted young fellow as he strode lackadaisically across the street and got back into his car.

I took stock and wondered what must possess a young person to be so deliberately offensive, and yet so casual in his offensiveness.  The thought occurred to me that, in our mixed-up world, his actions and his car might seem perfectly normal to him.  To others, though, he may as well have been walking down the middle of the street proudly holding his head high, arms outstretched, with middle fingers on both hands extended. He really seemed oblivious, lost a world of his own making.  And that is sad.

I should say that I believe he has a right to express himself this way in what remains of the “Land of the Free.” But I can’t help but consider this stark irony: On the one hand our society – specifically my local community (or at least the government thereof) – finds it offensive to raise a Christian cross on a hill on public property, and so they banish it; on the other hand they tolerate, and even tacitly accept, behavior that is overtly offensive to Christians and should offend anyone’s standard of human decency. Christian standards these days, it seems, are openly mocked, while what might be considered by many to be deviant behavior is simply dismissed as “free expression,” which is often accepted and even promoted at times.

My assessment: It seems that in my lifetime alone, we have managed to stand the world on its head.  We are living in very sad times, folks.

Posted by: Calmseas (Mike) | December 23, 2015

Media Disinformation

 

This past Monday, my wife and I attended the Donald Trump rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan.  This was the famous “Schlong-gate” rally.  Nevermind that the comment went virtually unnoticed by the crowd at the time.  The media chose to seize on this comment in an attempt to once again try to take The Donald down a notch or two.  And once again, it does not seem to be working.

Anyway, the point this entry is to post a little video I took of the first of five or six protesters being removed from the rally (contrary to media reports of a dozen complete disruptions to his speech). They all left relatively peacefully. With some of them, Trump never missed a beat and just talked over them. With others, he wanted to make sure that they weren’t mistreated by security or attendees so he kept asking that they be handled gently and carefully, and then he continued on. You don’t hear that from the media.

I found Trump to actually be very pleasant to listen to. It felt a bit like sitting on your grandfather’s lap and listening to him spin you a story. He was down to earth, quite anecdotal in a Garrison Keillor sort of way, had a very agreeable personality, and really only got stoked up a couple of times. But, of course, those fiery moments are the only moments that you see in the media.

I’m not saying that Trump is my man, but I’m glad I went to hear him. I’d go hear any of the candidates if given the opportunity, including those on the Democrat side. One thing that was confirmed for me, though, is to never accept the version of events that you get from the media. Not only do they not tell the whole story, they actually actively craft an alternative story, often made up nearly entirely up of whole cloth!

A friend of mine told me yesterday that her mother always told her, “Don’t trust anything you hear, and only half of what you see.”  I believe this to be true.  But don’t trust me on that.

Posted by: Calmseas (Mike) | December 21, 2015

The Five People You Meet In Heaven

Five PeopleIf you want something to read that will really oil the gears in your brain, pick up a copy of “The Five People You Meet In Heaven.” I read this with the my grandkids in Texas over Thanksgiving break. Then tonight my wife and I watched the movie on Netflix. The movie is very faithful to the book, and I recommend them both, but I would read the book, then watch the movie.

Be forewarned that, regardless of your religious background, you will find this to be horrible theology, but don’t get hung up on that. Theology is not the point of the book. It is a fantasy constructed to get you to think about the things that are really important in this life, and to think about your place in the grand scheme of this grand adventure that we are all on.

It is not a book about death and the afterlife; it is a book about affirming life, here and now.  I think it is a wonderful read, especially during Christmastime when we really pause to consider the people in our lives and the importance of our relationships.

Posted by: Calmseas (Mike) | October 31, 2013

Reggie’s Woods

It was many years ago on a Halloween eve.  My friend Paul and I volunteered to scare the living daylights out of some kids—small groups of middle school students, I think—as they neared the end of a church-sponsored, haunted trail out in the expansive woods behind a church member’s home, what I like to call “Reggie’s back 40.”

Dense autumn woods

We spent a good chunk of the afternoon with fellow high school teens setting up a walking path through the woods—a path that contained all sorts of Halloween horrors for anyone who dared to take the challenge.

Now it was time to lie in wait, prone on the ground, hidden out there in the dark and cold of a moonless late October’s evening.  As soon as a group of kids got near us, we jumped up from the brush and the leaves and started yelling bloody murder and running toward them quickly!

As part of our preparation, we had strung a line between two trees so that we could travel along it, thereby avoiding running into any other trees in the densely wooded area.  (I remember that we had trouble even finding the line in the cave-like, black darkness.)

We must have been dressed as zombies or ax murders or something—I don’t remember; maybe Paul does.  What I do remember is that the final joke was on us, or on me anyway.  When we emerged from the woods, I found that I was covered nearly head to toe with large welts—hives!

I’m not sure all of these years later whether or not Paul shared my fate.  There must have been something in the brush or the leaves or along the ground that got to me.  It was actually a bit scary, and it made for an unpleasant end to a very memorable evening.

Posted by: Calmseas (Mike) | October 18, 2013

Cursed Sports

Detroit_tigers_alternate_logo_tigerI am not a big sports fan.  About the only time I ever watch sports is at the end of a season, and then only if my team of choice is making a run at a championship.

So if the Lions or Tigers or Bears—oh my!—or Red Wings are playing for all the marbles, I’ll sit back in my easy chair and watch a little of the game.  Inevitably, my team starts to lose as soon as I begin to watch, even if they were way out in front when I sat down.

Usually, I won’t watch a whole game.  Rather, I’ll flip back and forth between the game and something more interesting—say, a documentary on the migration of the arctic tern on PBS.  Whenever I change the channel back to the game, the opposing team immediately hits a home run, scores a touchdown, or lands a puck in the net.  When this happens, I get out of there as fast as I can and return to my bird watching.  Sometimes this works; other times, it is too late to lift the curse, and the opposing team goes on to trounce my team.

Late in the season, and late into a game—say the 7th or 8th inning of a baseball game—I might start watching, and hang in there to its bitter end.  This happened the other day with the Tigers.  In game 2 of a playoff match with the Boston Red Sox, Detroit was ahead 5-1 in the 7th.  That was when I picked up the game.  In the 8th, the Red Sox went on a rampage, scoring 4 runs.  I sat there and watched it all happen.  In the 9th, the Sox scored another run and walked away with a 6-5 win.  I brought the curse to the game the moment I started watching; I rained down the Black Death upon the Tigers.  It just had to be me, cursed wretch that I am.  Who or what else could it possibly be?

I don’t much like sports, and sports have a distinct distaste for me.  We get along best when I stay away from sports; I avoid them, and they, in turn, leave me alone.  Today the Tigers are down 3 games to 2—yes, I watched a little of the game again last night.  Now they must win 2 games in a row to advance to the World Series.  Whether that will happen, depends in large part on me.  Do I have the discipline to stay away?  Or will I succumb to the 11th hour enticement of America’s grand pastime?

Tomorrow night is game 6.  It’s all on the line for the Tigers.  Tiger fans will urge me to read a book, I’m sure.  They know as well as I do that I am just plain bad for sports.

Posted by: Calmseas (Mike) | October 6, 2013

See Sharp?

sharp signWhen I was a kid, telephones had rotary dials, and the “#” sign was a purely musical symbol, a “sharp” sign.

As a young man, technology gave us the touch tone phone, and along with it the “#” sign took on a whole new meaning as the “pound” sign.

As I increasingly become a throwback to an earlier age, and telephones no longer have dials or keys of any type, the “#” forges ahead with yet another identity. It is now known as a “hash” tag.

The simple little “#” symbol wields great power. As a sharp sign, it can alter the course of a music score; as a pound sign, it can connect you with your bank, your pharmacy, your office voice mail; and as a hash tag, it can facilitate instantaneous, worldwide communication—it can organize revolutions and topple governments.

O little “#” sign: you have come a long way. But as for me, I think I’ll just keep you on my page of music. Things are safer for me that way.

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